A Very Brief Thought About Iraq

This thought is overly simplified by almost every account, but it was just a random thought.

The insurgents keep attacking us because they want the devil-dawg american bastards of satan to go home.

We stay because the fanatic freak-assholes with the world's biggest fucking death wish keep blowing crap up and attacking us making it all unstable. We will leave when psycho-nutters start taking their meds.

This would never happen. But if the insurgents would all just sit down and play a little x-box and masterbate (in secret cause its a super sin in their belief structure). Then our side will smile like pansy boys who got shower duty for the football team and go home.

When we're all tucked snug in our beds, then they can go crazy again if they want and will have gotten their wish. America out.

That's my 4th grade view of the current mess.